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The Farting Teacher-Part 2
I sat in my classroom, feeling sorry for myself, the stench of cabbage and old rotten eggs stuck in my nose. Suddenly, all the other teachers walked in with a cake in hand. They immediately started to cough and one of the teachers called Cathy even said to me "If you have to fart, do it on your own time". I tried to explain to them but they left in a whirl of fanning noses and coughing. "Now the teachers hate me for something I didn't even do". I felt so sad and took a bite from my apple, forgetting that she had farted on it. My mouth was instantly met with the taste of sulfur and eggs and I spat it out immediately. I opened a few windows and
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I Farted
Author’s Note: Ayyyyyy bois and gois, so we got ourselves another Quick Write and this one is about our boy Joseph and his super gas! What kinds of havoc shall he wreak upon his school, find out now!! Oh and if you haven’t figured it out yet, ahem… MALE FARTINGS! MALE FARTEDING, MALE MALE, AHH EWW YUCK MALE! I’m kidding, but there’s a male, a man, dude, whatever ya wanna call HIM but he’s not female at all and he’s farting. So if you don’t like it, read it anyway, maybe you’ll start to like male farts after reading this? So with being said, I want everyone of ya to sit back, treelax, grab
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Jade 8: Jade Stinks up her school Part 01
JADE 8: JADE STINKS UP HER SCHOOL By: SellCon2762 Several months had passed since Jade’s cross-country event stink out. It was now the second half of the school year and the month of February. Jade had grown even bigger. After having her height stay stuck for a couple of months, she shot up three inches just over the Christmas holiday. Her best friend Christina was awestruck when Jade returned at a commanding seven feet and seven inches in height. She also had gained more pounds and was weighing at a cool 335 pounds. All that eating over the holidays had really amplified her growth and now it was harder for her to move around the apartment. It had already been modified a bit since her birthday and even then, Jade’s bulk was continuing to increase as her surroundings had shrunk. As an unfortunate side affect her farts were now even bigger and smellier. Christina’s nose had slowly trained itself to enjoy more of Jade’s flatulence as she had to endure more of what came out of the
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Has my procrastination gone too far? Here's my second installment to M&D's adventures, as Malarie becomes a bomb and Darren expresses his grief about Techies.
BUT WAIT! It's been about a month since I posted a story. A month is 30 days. 30/10 = 3. I've only introduced 6 characters in this universe. 6 + 3 = 9. There are 3 goblin techeis, and 9/3 = 3!
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That was a fun read. I like the tension in this one. Also, Darren managing to talk in emotes. I wonder what that would sound like?